Look at what the fine people in my office just did to me. I have to wear this all day, even out to lunch (halfway across the loop). It’s locked and heavy. I can’t get it off. This is ridiculous. I guess it’s a company tradition. There’s like 30 years worth of names written on there of guys getting married.

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Just consider it practice for the rest of your life until you die. Warming up is good before you go into a game.
JDUB
Um, yeah, i’m still going to need those TPS reports by monday!
Big K,
As they said in the movie…..”Welcome to the Firm”.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Ron
Kennedy, you can be proud that this posting has elicited more comments than any single post on this site thus far. You are a good sport for allowing us to laugh with you! Just make sure that Tessa allows you to continue golfing with me so I can continue my winning record against you!
Rich
Kennedy, sorry I couldn’t make it. That ball and chain is actually a symbol of your liberation from the aimless world of singledom. Sociologists will tell you that married guys do just fine.